Plain Chicken Scratch

YOSH~~!!!

2005-11-21T21:55:17Z

No more simpleton EMT! I FINALLY got my Paramedic certification!!!

That an' a transfer offer from Chicago. I think I might take it.

I'M ALIVE!!!

2005-09-22T03:21:28Z

Uuugh.. To much partyin'.. So hungover for tha past few days.. an' me head's poundin'. Uuh, I'll neva do it again. NEVA. And back to work tomorrow... er..

I've actually been sooo sick. And it was the gross kind sick when you're all cold but ya feel hot? Yeah, yeah, fever. Stupid thermometer broke after I collapsed the first time. Fuckin' passed out on it. So I was locked up in my loft, dehydrating my ass off for the whole bloody weekend. Eh. Medical people-persons are supposed ta get sick. It's shameful. Embarrassing. Uhg, can't even see the bloody screen. Still all faint and foggy up there in me head. Bleh. Go get hit by a car or something that'll put my senses back. Shameful!

I haven't even had a freaking smoke all weekend. My fridge it emty too. Damnit. Heeeeerrreee car~ Watch me shut my yap and go do something usefulb.zdx (ooc. he fell over again)

W00t!

2005-08-31T19:23:48Z

I have off tomorrow!

Now what did I miss? :D

7-11

2005-08-05T02:34:32Z

YO! No, I'm not back from vacation like the rest of ya. I never go on vacation. Mwahaha! How'sa everyone's summers been though? Hopefully full of beaches, joy-rides, and foxy ladies in bikinis. (or men... though preferably NOT in bikinis)

Anyways!

I've had a lot of heat-stroke calls so far, so a warnin' for the wise! The air conditioner loves ya too!

date lottery

2005-07-14T20:41:24Z

Dr. Oaks (or shall you like it ta be Marie for this date thing?),

Shall your wishes be for a more conventional date - as in dinner, maybe a movie - or do you enjoy the nightlife? I'm a regular at most of those latter places, and what time are you free for this weekend?

-Elias Eachan, EMT

i'm alive! not

2005-06-21T10:57:56Z

Blah. My partner's home sick today and the rest of the teams are full, so it's a day in the ER today. I miss the open road already. Insert wistful sigh here. Indeed, blah.

Anyone wanna start a money-pool for some pizza? Yey hungry ER folk.

home again

2005-05-22T22:57:01Z

I swear, I got home this afternoon and probably smoked two packs in one sitting. Lectures are as boring as all hell, but oh man, where the parties great. And it's good to know I can still fit into my leather pants. :D I really need to apologize to Audrey for what happened Saturday night though, so I'll try to run into her tomorrow.

But in all certainly, it's good to be home. Just finished a customized layout for this lj thingy too. Yey. An work tomorrow. More yey.

meme thing-a-ma-bobs

2005-05-20T20:38:21Z

Are you hott? by evildj23
First Name
Age
Guy or Gal
Your hottness is	4...eh

Quiz created with MemeGen!

WHAT?! Oh man, off to angst. That was brutal.

What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you sexy?	What the Hell? You aren't sexy!
What makes you pretty?	Your smile
What makes you loveable?	How sensitive you are
What makes you fun?	Your quick wit
What makes you irresistable?	Everything.
What makes you cute?	Oh, just about everything ^.^

Quiz created with MemeGen!

More brutal! Ahg! I... think these meme things hate me. That or their purpose in life is to drop my ego.

Your Suicide Note by prisoner655321
Your Name
Your Age
Title of the note	Why did it have to end this way?
Most memorable line	...daddy doesn't love me anymore...
How many people will read it	59
When you will be forgotten	July 23, 2006
How will you do the deed?	slitting your wrists...the wrong way. so you actually get hit by a car on the way to the hospital, idiot...

Quiz created with MemeGen!

... The sad thing is that my dad HAS recently disowned me. XD Oh shit. Though suicide is BAD, people, and I've rushed attempted-suiciders to the PPTH many times.

What are you wanted for? by meteoric
Name
Age
Crime	You're a prostitute
Reward for capture	$412,223

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Oh? Interesting. ~~Reardon~~ I mean Lola, we seem to work together now. XD

More proof I am a manwhore. (Original reasoning inside entry and above)

the ER rocks my socks

2005-05-14T05:58:43Z

The drive around yesterday wasn't entirely uneventful, but close to it. Only three calls, two of which weren't that major. The third was a guy who fell down the stairs while holding a nailgun. Not pretty.

I think I should feel lucky for having done work at all. The ER's been getting a lot more walk-in patients, so administration's taking the hint and sending out less ambulances. That means more able bodies actually working in the ER tomorrow. That also means me too. The EMT jumpsuit isn't too fashionable anyways. Wearing them is actually more sort of an embarrassment.

But for now, it's off to give the Department Heads new patients

zoom zoom

2005-05-11T11:00:10Z

One of the ambulances was short a member, so I got roped in to filling in. It's a little hard working with a team who know one another pretty well, when you yourself don't work with them often. At least they're respectable people and don't poke fun at the accent. So I'll be out with them until my first break at noon. Lunch anyone? I'll be off again at 3. More "zoom zoom" zooming with flashy lights.

I laugh at all who have Clinic duty. ER life is better.

Though I hear a batch of interns and residents are due to have their rotation in the ER some day soon. That'll be fun. They're always lively and eager people to work with.